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      <title>Air Guitar Champion Rushed to Hospital with &#34;Air Compound Fracture&#34;; Doctors Perform 5-Hour Pantomime Surgery</title>
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      <description>During an intense solo performance, the &#34;non-existent neck&#34; snapped, and invisible debris struck the champion all over his body. Surgeons at the hospital took the situation seriously and completed an emergency surgery to suture the empty space. The band has declared they will pay the high medical costs not with cash but with &#34;passionate gratitude,&#34; leading to an &#34;air dispute&#34; with the hospital.</description><category>Showbiz Pavilion</category><enclosure url="https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260215-air-guitar-fracture/index_hu_f8fe6b76884f22e9.jpg" length="114879" type="image/jpeg" /></item>
    
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