https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/biodiversity/ Recent content in Biodiversity on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Wed, 11 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260311-cosmic-eel-ambition/ Wed, 11 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260311-cosmic-eel-ambition/ An Academy Award-winning director declared a nebula captured by the latest telescope to be the "true home of eels" and announced the production of a sci-fi blockbuster to send all eels there in a spaceship. However, when he applied to the Fisheries Agency for permission to transport living organisms out of the country, it was rejected for the unprecedented reason that "extraterrestrial locations are outside our jurisdiction, and they don't have passports to begin with." The magnificent plan has already hit a snag.Showbiz Pavilion