https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/directcollection/ Recent content in DirectCollection on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260401-fecal-test-god-catch/ Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260401-fecal-test-god-catch/ A company's paperless initiative has finally reached the health checkup stool sample. A certain firm abolished the stool collection sheet entirely, citing "environmental consideration." All employees are now required to perform a "direct collection" by catching the specimen mid-air before it hits the water. Those who fail and let it splash down must pay for a retest out of pocket. As anguished screams echo from restrooms every morning, the CEO beams with pride, calling it "the ultimate SDGs."Money Maze