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      <title>Reality OS Update Nerfs &#39;Beach Shack Buff&#39; — Yakisoba Now Just &#39;Cold Noodles&#39;</title>
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      <description>The hidden feature &#39;Beach Shack Buff (Deliciousness +300%)&#39; that activated every summer was patched out as a bug in this morning&#39;s Reality OS update. As a result, young beachgoers biting into yakisoba suddenly snapped back to reality, declaring &#39;This is just cold sauce noodles,&#39; sparking a pandemic of disillusionment. The developers apologized and immediately released a &#39;Nostalgia DLC&#39; to restore the phantom flavor at 800 yen per serving.</description><category>Otherworld Pocket</category><enclosure url="https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260411-beach-os-glitch/index_hu_728614606d111fed.jpg" length="161475" type="image/jpeg" /></item>
    
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