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      <title>Economic Sanctions Spark Surge in &#34;Caviar Refugees&#34;; Riots Erupt Over Rationed Truffles Being &#34;Wrong Origin&#34;</title>
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      <description>A humanitarian crisis is deepening in wealthy residential districts where luxury ingredients have been cut off. At a 5-star hotel serving as a shelter, survivors break down in tears over A5-rank Wagyu beef rations, complaining the &#34;marbling is too coarse.&#34; The UN rushed to dispatch a sommelier unit, but a mistake in vintage designation has plunged the scene into further chaos and despair.</description><category>Social Lab</category><enclosure url="https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260225-luxury-refugees/index_hu_32b65105bc37770e.jpg" length="124218" type="image/jpeg" /></item>
    
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