https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/jaxa/ Recent content in JAXA on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Mon, 23 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260323-stratosphere-speed-trap/ Mon, 23 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260323-stratosphere-speed-trap/ A motorcycle officer hiding behind a cloud intercepted a rocket ascending at Mach 20. After dismissing the crew's plea that 'the sign wasn't visible,' the officer demanded they open their window at 100 km altitude to present their driver's license. JAXA announced that 'maintaining the crew's gold license is our top priority' and will restrict the next launch speed to 60 km/h to comply with the legal speed limit.Tech Future Lab