https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/phototaxis/ Recent content in Phototaxis on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Sat, 07 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260307-yen-coin-embezzlement/ Sat, 07 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260307-yen-coin-embezzlement/ A case where coins from a shared piggy bank were money-laundered into convenience store sweets. The husband testified, "The moment the silver shine entered my retina, my body automatically headed to the register," pleading it was an insect-level reflex action. The wife decided on a complete freezing of pocket money, stating "Dialogue is unnecessary for lower life forms."Daily Surprise