ScienceJournal on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/sciencejournal/ Recent content in ScienceJournal on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News World-Class Science Journal, Furious Over AI Fabrication, Limits Paper Submissions to 'Wood Carving' — Physics Prize Goes to Local Shrine Carpenter https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260405-traditional-craft-ethics/ Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260405-traditional-craft-ethics/ Enraged by AI-driven paper fabrication, a prestigious global science journal has completely banned digital submissions. Mandating wood carving as 'the only tamper-proof format,' Nobel Prize candidates are now crushing blood blisters in late-night labs while chiseling pie charts. This year's physics prize is expected to go to a local shrine carpenter.Tech Future Lab