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All Satellites Down. Last Hope Was Space Carrier Pigeons Bred by the 'Tokugawa Family'... NASA Releases Ancient Documents

All Satellites Down. Last Hope Was Space Carrier Pigeons Bred by the 'Tokugawa Family'... NASA Releases Ancient Documents

NASA held an emergency press conference. When all communication with the International Space Station was lost, the last means of communication was carrier pigeons secretly bred by the Tokugawa family capable of 'vacuum wing-flapping.' A pigeon with a USB memory stick tied to its leg reportedly broke through the atmosphere and successfully performed manual docking. Experts praised it as 'Too analog, but no hacking concerns.'

Translations: JA
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New Urban Legend 'Suzuki-san Who Leaves Exactly on Time' Makes the Slit-Mouthed Woman Look Like Just Another Mask-Wearing Beauty

New Urban Legend 'Suzuki-san Who Leaves Exactly on Time' Makes the Slit-Mouthed Woman Look Like Just Another Mask-Wearing Beauty

Reports of seeing the slit-mouthed woman but feeling nothing have surged on social media. Experts analyze that the overwhelming realism of the new urban legend 'Suzuki-san Who Leaves on Time' is neutralizing the fear of other ghost stories. They warn that at this rate, the day when Hanako-san of the toilet applies for paid leave and returns to her hometown is near.

Translations: JA
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Cretaceous Period T-REX Discovered as 'Hot Pot Commissioner': Demanding 'Chrysanthemum Greens Go Last,' Time Exploration Team Returns Immediately Due to Awkwardness

Cretaceous Period T-REX Discovered as 'Hot Pot Commissioner': Demanding 'Chrysanthemum Greens Go Last,' Time Exploration Team Returns Immediately Due to Awkwardness

During humanity's first manned Cretaceous exploration, the team encountered a shocking sight. A Tyrannosaurus wearing a kimono was gathered around a hot pot, passionately lecturing, 'Skim the meat foam diligently' and 'The rice porridge at the end completes the hot pot.' Overwhelmed by the awkwardness and high cultural level, the exploration team hastily returned to Earth with minimal sample collection, according to reports.

Translations: JA
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Ancient Martial Art "Water Strike Way" Master's License Suspended Over Unpaid Water Bill. Cosmic Communication Temporarily Interrupted.

Ancient Martial Art "Water Strike Way" Master's License Suspended Over Unpaid Water Bill. Cosmic Communication Temporarily Interrupted.

The ancient martial art "Water Strike Way," which channels cosmic energy through water guns, faces crisis as its sole master has his license suspended for three months of unpaid water bills. Disciples lament, "With the tap shut off, Master's 'ki' flow has completely stopped," and continue training at park fountains, only to receive stern police warnings for disturbing pigeons with their water-spraying practices.

Translations: JA
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"Taro is Family" Giant Cricket Tasting Event Canceled Due to Children's Tears. SDGs Education Reaches Unexpected Conclusion

"Taro is Family" Giant Cricket Tasting Event Canceled Due to Children's Tears. SDGs Education Reaches Unexpected Conclusion

The "Giant Cricket Breeding" program recommended by the Ministry of Education has developed into unexpected emotional dramas in households nationwide. After spending summer vacation together, children have formed bonds with their now-pet crickets, sobbing "We can't eat Taro" while boycotting tasting events. Some households report crickets have even taken up residence on TV remote controls.

Translations: JA
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