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Finger Power Over Arm Power: New Olympic Event 'Phishing Site Speed Detection Contest' — First Champion is a 78-Year-Old Grandmother

Finger Power Over Arm Power: New Olympic Event 'Phishing Site Speed Detection Contest' — First Champion is a 78-Year-Old Grandmother

The new arena where barbells have been replaced with gaming mice. Athletes bearing national flags sweat profusely as they narrowly avoid clicking suspicious 'Buy Now' buttons. In the final stage, while other athletes struggle with the latest AI detection tools, the winning grandmother declared, magnifying glass in hand, 'Suspicious sites have cheap-looking fonts, you know.'

Translations: JA
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"All Great Figures Were Protein Enthusiasts" AI "Proves," Museum Portraits Being Replaced One After Another

"All Great Figures Were Protein Enthusiasts" AI "Proves," Museum Portraits Being Replaced One After Another

Da Vinci's portrait has vanished from the museum. In its place stands a man flexing his biceps while painting the Mona Lisa. It all started with a single AI-generated image spread by a protein company. Young people believed it was historical fact, products sold out in a frenzy, and now historians are offering protein to AI, begging it to reveal the truth of history.

Translations: JA
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Muscle Idol Group's 'Bicep Wave' Designated as Weapon of Mass Destruction by UN, Subject to Export Controls

Muscle Idol Group's 'Bicep Wave' Designated as Weapon of Mass Destruction by UN, Subject to Export Controls

The UN weapons inspection team analyzed live footage of popular idol group 'Muscle Paradise' and concluded that their dance move 'Bicep Wave' generates localized gravitational anomalies. Citing this 'uncontrollable energy discharge,' they designated it as a weapon of mass destruction. The management agency issued a statement saying 'Our muscles exist to make fans smile,' while hinting at incorporating a 'Deltoid Shield' into their new song's choreography.

Translations: JA
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"Persuade Bears with Bench Press" - City Hall Passes Japan's First Muscle Ordinance for Wildlife Control

"Persuade Bears with Bench Press" - City Hall Passes Japan's First Muscle Ordinance for Wildlife Control

An end to bear encounters at last? A city hall has adopted the slogan "Muscle over Dialogue" and established the "Muscle Patrol Squad" staffed by bodybuilders. Squad members are required to perform intimidating poses when encountering bears. However, recent unconfirmed reports suggest that the sound of protein shakers being rattled has been heard deep in the forest, and bears have begun bulking up in response.

Translations: JA
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Scientists Announce "The Secret to Longevity is in Your Right Arm." All of Humanity Becomes Popeye, Can No Longer Fit Through Doors

Scientists Announce "The Secret to Longevity is in Your Right Arm." All of Humanity Becomes Popeye, Can No Longer Fit Through Doors

A paper announced that longevity genes are concentrated in the right bicep, and the world reacted immediately. Training the left arm was deemed "a waste of time," and the streets became flooded with people whose right arms had grown abnormally large. They constantly get stuck at narrow doors and automatic ticket gates, and the latest urban designs are considering the introduction of "Popeye-only lanes."

Translations: JA
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Muscle Fibers File Class Action Lawsuit, Claiming Their Growth Story Was "Spoiled." Trainers' "One More Rep!" Accused of Premature Disclosure

Muscle Fibers File Class Action Lawsuit, Claiming Their Growth Story Was "Spoiled." Trainers' "One More Rep!" Accused of Premature Disclosure

The American Federation of Muscle Fibers (AFMA) has condemned many trainers for statements made during training sessions such as "This is where the real growth begins," claiming they prematurely revealed the climax known as supercompensation. According to their statement, the fibers claim they "wanted to enjoy growth with pure feelings" and are suffering emotional distress.

Translations: JA
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