Ingredient-free from day one. A transparent ring sparkles in the center of white rice, as chopsticks grasp at the wind. The store emphasizes 'lightness and eco-friendliness' while keeping the price unchanged. At the register, 'hole-filling points' were added. Stomachs remain unsupported.
A bear was cast as the lead in a play about bear prevention. However, the AI director bombarded it with acting notes like "your roar lacks despair." The rehearsal was so terrifyingly realistic that all the human co-stars fled back to the forest.
“I won’t tolerate processing that leaves a hard center.” Activist shareholders propose introducing high-end clay pots to the manufacturing line. In response to engineers’ counter-argument that “silicon cannot be digested,” the fund side asserted, “It just hasn’t soaked in water long enough,” and ordered even longer soaking times.
AI re-evaluates the 'never move' characteristic of long-term recluses as a construction material. Certifying their mental resilience against social pressure as 'equivalent to high-performance rubber,' AI has started offering 'permanent residency roles' deep underground luxury towers, resulting in a flood of applications.
In a new era of music festivals where 'mistakes are defined as art' due to the rise of AI, a singer who completely forgot the lyrics to the chorus and pushed through with 'La La La' emerged victorious. While a candidate who showed flawless vocal precision was harshly criticized as 'just audio data' and eliminated, the head judge praised the winner, saying, 'The rawness of the moment his eyes darted around in panic cannot be rendered by any GPU.' The winner spoke with a look of relief, saying, 'The practice I did all night to forget the lyrics was worth it.'
"It wasn't a spiritual metaphor. I literally took it off." ── During his retirement press conference, his back split open, and his body from his prime emerged from within. The team is in turmoil deciding between a "rookie contract or a continuation," and the abandoned giant molted shell is already being resold at a high price on Mercari.
A new standard has taken root where employees unable to withstand fluctuating temperatures are considered to have "poor self-management." Job seekers are now focusing on adaptation training in saunas rather than aptitude tests. "Thermal Shock Interviews" are becoming common, where the air conditioner is toggled between 18°C and 30°C, and candidates are rejected the moment they sweat.
In an unprecedented cold wave across the archipelago, self-help books have set new record highs in trading prices as substitutes for firewood, particularly in disaster-stricken areas suffering from fuel shortages. One physicist gives a thumbs-up, stating, 'Because the line spacing is wide and the logic density is low, the oxygen supply is extremely smooth.' Purchasers remarked, 'The author's enthusiasm didn't come through, but the physical heat is impeccable,' and scenes of people weeping at books finally serving a practical purpose in warming their lives were observed.
In response to soaring crude oil prices, a long-established department store has released a "Special Selection High-Octane Assortment." The ham section has been renovated into a gas station. The number of households displaying the fuel on their family altars, claiming it's "too wasteful to burn," is surging, and honoring ancestors with the scent of gasoline instead of incense is becoming the new norm of the Reiwa era.
The Ministry of Finance and the Ministry of the Environment have jointly announced that "a portion of foreign reserves will be held in the form of live cats," sending shockwaves through the market. Giant warehouses are now lined with cat towers instead of vaults, and forex analysts have begun desperately deciphering fur condition instead of candlestick charts.