Mass Retreat of Scalpers Designated as National Treasure: Traditional Art Form "The Return Procession"
After a store required buyers to "burn the box on-site and take home only the contents," hundreds of scalpers who lost their resale value simultaneously turned on their heels. The flawless coordination born from despair was praised as "more beautiful than the samurai processions of old," and paid viewing seats to watch their retreat sold out instantly.
