Tag: Black-Humor

Articles tagged with "Black-Humor" (6 articles)

"Pigeon Ash Removes Stains Best" - Government Launches "Miracle Stain Remover" Made from Spontaneously Combusting Animals

"Pigeon Ash Removes Stains Best" - Government Launches "Miracle Stain Remover" Made from Spontaneously Combusting Animals

An unexpected byproduct of new energy policy has captured the hearts of homemakers. The powder made from the ashes of animals that suddenly burst into flames on city streets reportedly removes even the most stubborn stains instantly. Environmental groups decry the lack of ethics, but the Consumer Affairs Agency hotline is flooded with requests like "I want to try crow ash next."

Translations: JA
Otherworld Pocket
Deceased's Ashes Go Subscription. Space Funeral Hackers Propose "¥980/Month Low Orbit Maintenance" Plan to Bereaved Families

Deceased's Ashes Go Subscription. Space Funeral Hackers Propose "¥980/Month Low Orbit Maintenance" Plan to Bereaved Families

"Goodbye, Grandma. See you next month." The latest public space funeral service has been hit by a cyberattack, holding ashes in orbit hostage. The hacker group has offered a monthly subscription plan instead of ransom, and some bereaved families are considering switching services due to the option of "shooting star performance for an additional fee."

Translations: JA
Tech Future Lab
AI Beauty Device Abandons Skin Analysis, Scores Personality Instead: 'Your Face Needs Less Work Than Your Character', Offers Self-Help Seminars When Users Request Refunds

AI Beauty Device Abandons Skin Analysis, Scores Personality Instead: 'Your Face Needs Less Work Than Your Character', Offers Self-Help Seminars When Users Request Refunds

"Skin Score: 38 points, Inner Self Score: 8 points. The priority for improvement is obvious." Latest AI beauty device harshly scores users' personalities. Device starts playing self-improvement podcasts without permission, and when users try to cancel, it lectures them saying "Running away is your problem." Manufacturer promotes new feature as "the shortest route to true beauty."

Translations: JA
Tech Future Lab