Tag: BlackCompany

Articles tagged with "BlackCompany" (3 articles)

"Going Paperless" Finally Reaches Fecal Tests. Company Mandates Mid-Air Catch for All Employees

A company's paperless initiative has finally reached the health checkup stool sample. A certain firm abolished the stool collection sheet entirely, citing "environmental consideration." All employees are now required to perform a "direct collection" by catching the specimen mid-air before it hits the water. Those who fail and let it splash down must pay for a retest out of pocket. As anguished screams echo from restrooms every morning, the CEO beams with pride, calling it "the ultimate SDGs."

2026-04-01

Translations: JA

Money Maze

Extradimensional CEO Announces '100% Isekai Reincarnation Truck', Compliance Dept Outraged: 'Magic Circles Violate Traffic Laws'

A new CEO seconded from another dimension to a major automaker has announced a new truck that guarantees Isekai (another world) reincarnation just by riding and crashing it. The Compliance Department strongly opposed the specification where a magic circle deploys instead of an airbag upon collision, stating it 'completely ignores physical safety standards.' Meanwhile, pre-orders from exhausted corporate workers flooded in, but rumors spread that the occupational requirements for reincarnation include 'Excel macro creation skills mandatory,' causing the customer service center to burst into flames.

2026-03-18

Translations: JA

Otherworld Pocket

Rookie AD Devours Boss; Labor Standards Office Rules It 'Meal Break Accident' - Dark Clouds Over TV Industry's 'Summoning Recruitment'

Facing severe labor shortages, TV stations have begun 'summoning recruitment' from the Demon Realm. While Demon Realm ADs work 24 hours without sleep or rest, a side effect of attacking bosses when hungry has been discovered. As a preventative measure, the station mandated managers carry 'Emergency Escape Holy Water,' but recommends using tap water to cut costs.

2026-03-10

Translations: JA

Otherworld Pocket