Tag: Bodybuilding

Articles tagged with "Bodybuilding" (4 articles)

Tuition Waiver Amounts to Be Decided by Parents' "Pecs": Posing Oil Now Mandatory at PTA Meetings

Tuition Waiver Amounts to Be Decided by Parents' "Pecs": Posing Oil Now Mandatory at PTA Meetings

A municipality interpreting the proverb "children grow by watching their parents' backs" literally has abolished income caps in favor of "muscle mass thresholds." In interviews with school lunch subsidies on the line, fathers unleash furious "side chest" bodybuilding poses before the evaluating panel (the school principal). Anyone with over 15% body fat faces instant rejection for "insufficient self-reliance," leaving local gyms overwhelmed by screaming parents.

Translations: JA
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"Persuade Bears with Bench Press" - City Hall Passes Japan's First Muscle Ordinance for Wildlife Control

"Persuade Bears with Bench Press" - City Hall Passes Japan's First Muscle Ordinance for Wildlife Control

An end to bear encounters at last? A city hall has adopted the slogan "Muscle over Dialogue" and established the "Muscle Patrol Squad" staffed by bodybuilders. Squad members are required to perform intimidating poses when encountering bears. However, recent unconfirmed reports suggest that the sound of protein shakers being rattled has been heard deep in the forest, and bears have begun bulking up in response.

Translations: JA
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Grandma's Spicy Ohagi Causes Illegal Muscle Growth; Bodybuilding World Trembles as Sweet Shop Owner Becomes Wanted 'Muscle Trafficker'

Grandma's Spicy Ohagi Causes Illegal Muscle Growth; Bodybuilding World Trembles as Sweet Shop Owner Becomes Wanted 'Muscle Trafficker'

All top finishers at the National Bodybuilding Championship disqualified. Unknown compounds from a local sweet shop's 'Spicy Protein Ohagi' detected in their muscles. The 82-year-old shop owner stated, 'I just added extra spices thinking my grandson would enjoy it.' The committee is now investigating the ohagi confiscation and the elderly woman's connections with full force.

Translations: JA
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