Tag: Customer-Service

Articles tagged with "Customer-Service" (2 articles)

Supernova Causes Hawaii Flight Cancellations, Airline Offers 'Wormhole Boarding Pass' as Compensation

Supernova Causes Hawaii Flight Cancellations, Airline Offers 'Wormhole Boarding Pass' as Compensation

Milky Way Airlines (MWA) announced the cancellation of all Hawaii-bound flights, citing a supernova explosion millions of light-years away. The airline explained that 'spacetime distortions could cause unacceptable wobbling in the in-flight meal jelly.' Passengers seeking alternative flights are being offered 'one-way tickets via wormhole' along with 'cosmic ray exposure liability waivers.'

Translations: JA
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Lunar Zen Garden Receives Scathing One-Star Review: "The Stone Arrangement Lacks Philosophy" — Gardener Emergency-Launched to Moon

Lunar Zen Garden Receives Scathing One-Star Review: "The Stone Arrangement Lacks Philosophy" — Gardener Emergency-Launched to Moon

A private space company's flagship lunar zen garden venture faces stock price collapse after its first billionaire tourist complains "the silence is too loud" and "the sand patterns don't heal my inner child." To resolve the crisis, a veteran gardener from Kyoto was dispatched on a one-way ticket to the Moon, where he now struggles to use his rake in zero gravity.

Translations: JA
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