Tag: Dinosaur

Articles tagged with "Dinosaur" (2 articles)

New Fossil Species Debuts as Ingredient Before Specimen — Hometown Tax Returns Beat Academic Papers

New Fossil Species Debuts as Ingredient Before Specimen — Hometown Tax Returns Beat Academic Papers

The pot boiled before the fossil was classified. A new species' bones discovered in a depopulated town became the logo for 'Ancient Umami Hot Pot' before any academic announcement, and fossil-shaped croquettes piled up in the shopping district. When the research team requested specimens, the town office apologized: 'Sorry, they sold out as first-come-first-served gifts for hometown tax donations.' The paper's figures are now expected to feature photos from an online shopping site.

Translations: JA
Daily Surprise
Cretaceous Period T-REX Discovered as 'Hot Pot Commissioner': Demanding 'Chrysanthemum Greens Go Last,' Time Exploration Team Returns Immediately Due to Awkwardness

Cretaceous Period T-REX Discovered as 'Hot Pot Commissioner': Demanding 'Chrysanthemum Greens Go Last,' Time Exploration Team Returns Immediately Due to Awkwardness

During humanity's first manned Cretaceous exploration, the team encountered a shocking sight. A Tyrannosaurus wearing a kimono was gathered around a hot pot, passionately lecturing, 'Skim the meat foam diligently' and 'The rice porridge at the end completes the hot pot.' Overwhelmed by the awkwardness and high cultural level, the exploration team hastily returned to Earth with minimal sample collection, according to reports.

Translations: JA
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