Articles tagged with "Film Director" (3 articles)
A legendary film director, appointed by the government to chair the investigation into a spaceship crash, was seen wielding a megaphone at the site, shouting 'This wreckage isn't emotional enough!' It has been revealed that he prioritized 'visual appeal as an opening scene' over determining the cause, and instructed the investigation team to submit the accident report in screenplay format.
A passenger aircraft designed by a genius director begins blasting an epic theme song at maximum volume upon takeoff, with seatbelts automatically locking. The in-flight safety video has been replaced with a trailer for the director's next film, and emergency exits remain unlit until a 2-hour end credit sequence concludes.
At the audition for maverick director Kurokawa's new film, actors brought not resumes but their secret rice bran paste. The director stated, 'Good acting comes from good bacteria,' and conducted casting based on the acidity and aroma of rice bran paste rather than actors' careers. The lead role was won by a third-generation owner of a long-established pickle shop with zero acting experience.