Humanity Finally Goes 6.8-Inch Compatible: A New Generation With a 'Third Thumb Joint' Is Born
As smartphone screens keep getting bigger, reaching the 'Back' button in the far upper left has become an Olympic feat. Rather than shrinking their devices, humans have upgraded their own bodies. Young people sporting freakishly long thumbs with a mysterious 'third joint' are surging in number. In response, manufacturers have confirmed 'the human spec change' and greenlit even larger models for next season.
