Tag: Historical-Revisionism

Articles tagged with "Historical-Revisionism" (2 articles)

"All Great Figures Were Protein Enthusiasts" AI "Proves," Museum Portraits Being Replaced One After Another

"All Great Figures Were Protein Enthusiasts" AI "Proves," Museum Portraits Being Replaced One After Another

Da Vinci's portrait has vanished from the museum. In its place stands a man flexing his biceps while painting the Mona Lisa. It all started with a single AI-generated image spread by a protein company. Young people believed it was historical fact, products sold out in a frenzy, and now historians are offering protein to AI, begging it to reveal the truth of history.

Translations: JA
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Cretaceous Period T-REX Discovered as 'Hot Pot Commissioner': Demanding 'Chrysanthemum Greens Go Last,' Time Exploration Team Returns Immediately Due to Awkwardness

Cretaceous Period T-REX Discovered as 'Hot Pot Commissioner': Demanding 'Chrysanthemum Greens Go Last,' Time Exploration Team Returns Immediately Due to Awkwardness

During humanity's first manned Cretaceous exploration, the team encountered a shocking sight. A Tyrannosaurus wearing a kimono was gathered around a hot pot, passionately lecturing, 'Skim the meat foam diligently' and 'The rice porridge at the end completes the hot pot.' Overwhelmed by the awkwardness and high cultural level, the exploration team hastily returned to Earth with minimal sample collection, according to reports.

Translations: JA
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