Tag: HometownTax

Articles tagged with "HometownTax" (2 articles)

"Mayor's House Police Raid Experience" Offered as Hometown Tax Gift: Evidence Cardboard Box Haulers Sell Out in 3 Minutes

"Mayor's House Police Raid Experience" Offered as Hometown Tax Gift: Evidence Cardboard Box Haulers Sell Out in 3 Minutes

Teetering on the brink of bankruptcy, Sodenoshita City listed the "Right to Participate in a Police Raid on the Incumbent Mayor's Residence" as a hometown tax gift on the 25th in a desperate bid for financial revival. In addition to roleplaying as a special investigation team carrying out cardboard boxes amidst a barrage of press flashes, participants can unlock a "Tearful Apology Press Conference" live performance with an extra fee. Because the seized slush funds are directly channeled into the city's revenue, the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications is struggling to respond to this ultimate "local production for local consumption" model.

Translations: JA
Town Loses Lawsuit Over 'World Cup Victory Parade Rights' as Hometown Tax Return Gift; Court Orders 'Judge Toss-Up Participation Tickets' as Substitute

Town Loses Lawsuit Over 'World Cup Victory Parade Rights' as Hometown Tax Return Gift; Court Orders 'Judge Toss-Up Participation Tickets' as Substitute

A town that offered World Cup victory parade rights as a hometown tax return gift has lost its case. The presiding judge, rejecting the town's claim of providing a 'dream subscription service,' ordered that 'Judge Toss-Up Participation Tickets' be issued to all donors, stating 'Reality over dreams.' Note: Toss-ups are only available during lunch breaks on weekdays in the courthouse courtyard.

Translations: JA