Tag: IPO

Articles tagged with "IPO" (2 articles)

"The Brain Is a Demilitarized Zone" — Lawsuit Service Prosecuting Overtime Orders as War Crimes Set to Go Public

"The Brain Is a Demilitarized Zone" — Lawsuit Service Prosecuting Overtime Orders as War Crimes Set to Go Public

"After-hours work messages violate the Geneva Conventions." A former military doctor's 'War Crime Prosecution Agency' now has a three-year waitlist. Late-night "please handle this by tomorrow" messages are treated as indiscriminate bombings of civilian brain facilities, with bosses being sued for violations of international humanitarian law. As the business world pushes back, claiming "the Japanese economy can't function without a little scorched-earth strategy," the number of middle managers commuting in bulletproof vests is surging.

Translations: JA
Government to IPO Anxiety: New 'Minister for Vulnerability Business' Appointed

Government to IPO Anxiety: New 'Minister for Vulnerability Business' Appointed

The government has established a "National Vulnerability Fund" bundling everything from data breaches to cracked bridges, appointing a former consultant who proclaims "turning anxiety into a growth engine" as the minister in charge. Citizens are trembling, only asking that the schedule for when their My Number becomes a stock ticker be disclosed early.

Translations: JA