Tag: LaborShortage

Articles tagged with "LaborShortage" (2 articles)

AI Security Rejects Visiting VIP as 'Sophisticated Deepfake' and Locks Him Out. Actor Changes Careers to Bellboy

AI Security Rejects Visiting VIP as 'Sophisticated Deepfake' and Locks Him Out. Actor Changes Careers to Bellboy

Latest AI facial recognition locked out a Hollywood actor in Japan after determining his bone structure matched 100% but his skin was 'too perfect and hydrated to be human, thus a deepfake.' The actor, giving up on protesting the front desk's manual response of 'it's a system issue,' began carrying luggage in the lobby amidst a severe labor shortage. His 'God-tier service,' opening doors while delivering his famous movie lines, is earning him more in tips than his acting career.

Translations: JA
Government Lures FIRE Retirees Back to Work with 'Planet Naming Rights.' Full-Time Work Could Spawn 'Ex-Manager' Stars in Our Solar System

Government Lures FIRE Retirees Back to Work with 'Planet Naming Rights.' Full-Time Work Could Spawn 'Ex-Manager' Stars in Our Solar System

As a last resort against labor shortages, the government has unveiled an extraordinary re-employment package for early retirees: the right to name a newly discovered planet in exchange for five days of full-time work per week. One recruited former consultant beamed, 'My new purpose in life is naming a planet after my old boss and praying for daily asteroid strikes.'

Translations: JA