Articles tagged with "Law" (3 articles)
Parliament unanimously passed the 'Bathroom Belting Act.' The Prime Minister, holding a showerhead-shaped microphone, passionately declared that 'singing is national power.' The newly established 'Bathtub Ministry' has begun subsidies for waterproof sheet music and rubber ducks, but nationwide choruses are causing water pipe resonance, threatening infrastructure collapse.
Following the discovery of a snake fossil, the government has approved a bill mandating all citizens to crawl as part of a "return to human origins." Aimed at promoting health, violators will be charged with "standing up crime." In response, major developers announced "horizontally long apartments" without elevators, sending their stock prices to the daily limit.
Latest IoT chopsticks constantly monitor noodle-slurping decibels. When the limit is exceeded, they automatically report to police apps, instantly displaying AR violation tickets. Noodle enthusiasts are launching 'Silent Slurping Research Labs' in response.