Articles tagged with "Minimalism" (3 articles)
High-energy theatricals such as 'discordant creaks descending stairs' and 'tears of blood' have been officially designated as 'curse over-decorations.' The ghost union has banned all scare tactics lacking pre-mortem canonical roots, promoting 'telework haunting' that restricts post-2 a.m. activities to subtle photobombing in Zoom backgrounds.
Following the enactment of the new law, the first arrest has been made in Tokyo. A man who persisted in minimalism and refused to put a case on his smartphone was arrested in flagrante delicto for 'Public Boredom.' The man reportedly resisted attaching the official pink rhinestone-adorned case, murmuring, 'My Zen...'
Flamingo Finance Co., Ltd. announced on the 14th a new service called 'Hatock,' where pigeons automatically cancel unused subscription contracts. The company claims this is the world's first attempt to equip pigeons with quantum chips and have them deliver written documents to contract providers.