Tag: Paleontology

Articles tagged with "Paleontology" (2 articles)

"Oldest RNA" Coupe Recognized by UN as "Common Ancestor of Humanity"; Paleozoic Driver's License Now Required

"Oldest RNA" Coupe Recognized by UN as "Common Ancestor of Humanity"; Paleozoic Driver's License Now Required

The oldest RNA discovered in a legendary coupe sparked an international dispute over ownership that reached an unexpected resolution. The UN has recognized the vehicle as the "Common Ancestor of Humanity" and designated it as a specially protected cultural heritage. A PhD in paleontology is now required for oil changes, and the first official statement translated from its engine sounds was "Fill it up with premium, please."

Translations: JA
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Tyrannosaurus Rex Was Actually a Giant Shimeji Mushroom. Possibility Emerges That Oyakodon on Dining Tables Was 'Real Parent and Child'

Tyrannosaurus Rex Was Actually a Giant Shimeji Mushroom. Possibility Emerges That Oyakodon on Dining Tables Was 'Real Parent and Child'

A major streaming service documentary overturns established theory. The Cretaceous king Tyrannosaurus did not go extinct but evolved into "giant Shimeji mushrooms" by dispersing spores. Testimonies claim fossils are dried mushrooms that faintly cry "Gyaoo" when rehydrated. The Paleontological Society responds positively, saying "We'd like to sauté it in butter and soy sauce before commenting."

Translations: JA
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