Onigiri General Election Turns Muddy: Tuna-Mayo Camp Leaks Salmon's 'Pre-Processing Photos', Triggering Lawsuit
Strange flyers claiming 'Sea Chicken is not chicken' covered the shelves, while the Salmon faction countered by exposing 'calorie concealment via mayonnaise.' Customers, weary of the negative campaign battle, flocked to 'Salt Rice Balls' which contain no political ideology. In an act of purchasing behavior seeking peace, only one corner of the shelf has been bleached white and depleted.
