Articles tagged with "Protein" (5 articles)
After drifting for 48 hours, the man became enraged during helicopter hoist extraction, screaming that "the load is dropping off." He attempted to reverse-climb the wire back toward the ocean surface, delaying his rescue by 30 minutes. "Compared to the terror of catabolism, sharks are merely cardio partners," he stated. He is currently in custody, refusing to speak about anything except protein.
A single salmon that went viral for jumping over waterfalls has signed an unprecedented sponsorship deal with a major protein manufacturer. Its form conquering rapids with back muscles that defy fluid dynamics has driven human gym-goers to despair. 'What was all our pumping for?' they cry, as people nationwide are throwing down their protein shakers in gyms.
Shocking theory emerges: Sen no Rikyu was a fitness enthusiast. The new school 'Kindo' uses 20kg kettlebells instead of tea bowls. The new 'wabi-sabi' involves chugging protein shakes with battle cries and instantly eliminating guilt from eating sweets through deadlifts.
New romance film faces shocking departure of muscle-bound lead actor. Producers claim 'protein-wise substitution possible,' hastily casting protein can as love interest. On-set 'romantic chemical reactions' with leading lady fuel tabloid frenzy.
The unconventional romance film 'Flex of Love,' which tells its story solely through muscle contraction sounds and glistening sweat sound effects, has premiered. Audiences comment 'We don't need subtitles but we do need protein supply stations,' while mysterious pectoral applause erupted during screenings.