AI Detects 'Faithless Faces' at Nuclear Plants Nationwide. First to Be Reported: A Jizo Statue
In pursuit of perfect security, nuclear power plants across Japan have simultaneously deployed facial recognition 'faith scanners.' Employees watch 'Sacred Energy' educational videos every morning while AI detects impure hearts from pupil fluctuations. However, on the first day of operation, the first 'zero faith' detection the system flagged with blaring alarms was a Jizo statue standing quietly in a corner of the grounds.
