Ghost Union Passes 'Curse Simplification': Excessive Theatrics Banned to Compete on 'Raw Flavor of Grudge'
High-energy theatricals such as 'discordant creaks descending stairs' and 'tears of blood' have been officially designated as 'curse over-decorations.' The ghost union has banned all scare tactics lacking pre-mortem canonical roots, promoting 'telework haunting' that restricts post-2 a.m. activities to subtle photobombing in Zoom backgrounds.
