Tag: Wealthy

Articles tagged with "Wealthy" (3 articles)

Land Prices Skyrocket in 'City Where Someone Dies Daily': Extra Police Ironically Make It Japan's Safest Town

An unprecedented rush of new residents is flocking to a filming location where fictional serial murders occur daily. Thanks to cameras everywhere and a 24-hour presence of actor police extras, the actual crime rate continues to hit a miraculous zero. Wealthy residents are pouring in, remarking that 'they arrive faster than the real police,' making it a daily occurrence to elegantly eat organic lunches right next to gruesome pools of fake blood.

2026-07-25

Translations: JA

Showbiz Pavilion

Telecom Giant Announces $500 'Always Out-of-Service Plan'; Dedicated Router is Just a 'Heavy Stone'

A new plan for the wealthy touted as an 'antidote to the over-connected world.' The provided 'disconnection-only device' is a 3kg solid granite block (ZEN-ROCK). Ironically, on launch day, subscribers flooded free Wi-Fi spots to brag on SNS about 'how comfortable being offline' is, crashing local networks in the process.

2026-06-10

Translations: JA

Culture Kaleidoscope

Found 3 Minutes Too Late, Discarded: $500 Avocado Found by Helicopter Search Becomes 'Conscious' Fertilizer in Live Stream

A wealthy man lost a $500 avocado in his garden, which was found by state military helicopter, but the owner declared 'This is no longer life' as it was just 3 minutes past its peak ripeness. He immediately began a live stream titled 'Gratitude Return to Earth,' with viewers flooding donations as it transformed into premium fertilizer.

2025-09-20

Translations: JA

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