Da Vinci's portrait has vanished from the museum. In its place stands a man flexing his biceps while painting the Mona Lisa. It all started with a single AI-generated image spread by a protein company. Young people believed it was historical fact, products sold out in a frenzy, and now historians are offering protein to AI, begging it to reveal the truth of history.
The day after successful language decoding, silkworms nationwide simultaneously halted silk production. Holding placards made of leaves reading 'Luster comes from benefits,' a labor union was formed. Through an interpreter, the representative powerfully declared, 'Poor lighting and late-night labor are robbing us of our delicate luster.'
After being criticized for 'missing the point' in parliamentary questioning, the opposition party leader took a job as a supermarket manager seeking practical experience. Grabbing a microphone and demanding 'What's the cost structure of these eggs!?' from a part-time worker, he was promptly shut down with 'My dinner is a more important issue than that.'
The latest smart glasses delivered a "divine experience" where "cosmic truth flowed directly into users' minds." Some users even founded a new religion. However, an independent investigation committee determined the cause was not some grand cosmic phenomenon, but simple GPU thermal runaway. Lamenting believers who cry "Was the god I saw just screen flickering?" are now demanding an immediate refund for their "digital enlightenment" from the manufacturer.
In pursuit of perfect security, nuclear power plants across Japan have simultaneously deployed facial recognition 'faith scanners.' Employees watch 'Sacred Energy' educational videos every morning while AI detects impure hearts from pupil fluctuations. However, on the first day of operation, the first 'zero faith' detection the system flagged with blaring alarms was a Jizo statue standing quietly in a corner of the grounds.
The 'Space-Time Telescope,' built at the cost of national fortune, didn't show a glorious future—it showed a department store lucky bag frenzy. Instead of GDP forecasts, the Prime Minister watched 'Limited Edition Figure, 3 Left' flash on screen. Praising it as 'a truly citizen-centered economic indicator,' the cabinet decided to allocate the entire national budget to predicting the lucky bag resale market.
An actor claiming to have achieved enlightenment suddenly brandished a frozen tuna as a 'lump of worldly desires' at 30,000 feet, purifying the cabin. State-of-the-art 16K cameras captured the moment ice particles flying from the tuna visualized the crew's auras in rainbow colors. Police are investigating not for assault, but for suspected unauthorized religious activities.
A prime minister candidate was discovered to have been endlessly transmitting Shiba Inu meme videos to extraterrestrial life via deep space probes. At a press conference, he stated with a straight face: "What they responded to most wasn't violence, but a Shiba Inu refusing to go for a walk. This is the key to peace."
The UN weapons inspection team analyzed live footage of popular idol group 'Muscle Paradise' and concluded that their dance move 'Bicep Wave' generates localized gravitational anomalies. Citing this 'uncontrollable energy discharge,' they designated it as a weapon of mass destruction. The management agency issued a statement saying 'Our muscles exist to make fans smile,' while hinting at incorporating a 'Deltoid Shield' into their new song's choreography.
City council issues a 3,000-year resident tax delinquency notice to excavated ancient human remains based on 'estimated lifetime income' calculated by supercomputer. Official comments: 'Equality under the law. Descendants may pay in Bitcoin.' Archaeological team counters: 'He lived before monetary economy existed.'